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Nilbog Town



You've contracted nilbogism. What does this mean?

Alas you pitiful creature, you have contracted nilbogism and thus become a nilbog. Your previous life is over. You now must live to sow chaos in my worlds. Come play D&D with me, Logan, and let all those impish desires free.

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Our next adventure: What Lies In Hill House???

A simple job turns out to be much more than you bargained for. Any adventuring party could handle a simple haunted house, but only YOU can defeat what roams this home's halls. Delve deep into the titular HILL HOUSE to discover what has become of its inhabitants, and to defeat the poison that plagues this pitiful place.

Priests and Paladins Wanted!

1,000 gold pieces to the party who discovers... W h a t L i e s I n H i l l H o u s e

feat Hotdog Grippers and his pack of dullards!

How to play

For this game, make a 4th level character using only PBH 2024 materials. This will be a playtest for the new system. For stats, please use point buy and take average health. You will likely level up at least once during play.

For equipment preparation, use your class' starting gold amount + 200gp. Use standard equipment prices from the books. In addition, each player starts with a healing potion and has the choice to start with one of the following:

  • +1 weapon
  • +1 shield
  • 2 first level spell scroll (the spells must be different)

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Previous Adventures

A Wedding at Castle Hawk!!!

A trip to visit your old friend Charlotte turns sour when you find her home empty. A race against the clock as you infiltrate Castle Hawk and save Charlotte from The Grand Justicar.

Fiends, Priests, and Friends gather to attend: A Wedding at Castle Hawk


Welcome to The Witch zone

In 2022, my father discovered The Witch under a house he was inspecting. He brought it home where it has lived ever since. We attempted to throw it away, but the following morning it reappeared in the garage. We tried burning it, and though I saw it reduce to ash, the next morning it appeared again. The Witch is semi-hollow. Shaking it reveals something lies within, roughly the size and shape of a small human. The Witch now lives in the crawlspace under my parents house and makes an appearance at all important events, including my wedding party!

Look! Even Mango loves The Witch